How could my mind pull up incidents Recall dates and times that never happened

Watched Street Fighter on Saturday, damn I wish I was Kristin Kreuk :(. She's so friggin pretty! And all I kept hearing from Kyle was, "man she's so hot!". Like yeah yeah I know! Haha. Went to Vaughan Mills on Sunday after church. Okay so I did budget myself, kinda. Does it count if I made my budget AFTER I finished shopping lol. Whatever I didn't really buy a lot anyways.

P.s. I still need to buy my mom and sister a present!